Sex. It's everywhere. On TV, in magazines...and most importantly, on our minds. Come on, be honest with yourself, you think about it all the time! Some people more than others of course, but still. It's on the brain a hell of a lot!

And this is the problem.

It's everywhere, if you're not having it, you're wondering why. Or feeling abnormal. Girls, hands up all you big angry virgins.

Ah, that's a lot of hands going up there. You see, there's more of us than you think. It may seem like everyone's doing it...all your friends, everyone on TV,even your *shudder* parents. But there not, and believe me, it's not actually that bad being a big angry virgin. Prove it you say? Well...ok!

I have a real good boy mate, and he had a really sweet girlfriend. Now he was obsessed with sex...he hadn't had it, and he wanted it. Badly. He looked forward to the day he could finally go around and tell everyone he had finally stuck it into someone! Well, him and this girl went out for a while, and finally, they had it. The aftermath was terrible. He had been so hyped up about having it, when he actually did he realised it wasn't as good as he thought it was. In fact, he hated it! We all told him, "look...you need to practice for it to get good" but he didn't listen. He dumped the girl, blaming her...and there was heartache all round. You see? Sex wrecked the relationship.

We could use me for an example here too. I had a boyfriend, I thought I loved him. Loads and loads. I wanted sex with him so bad. But, he refused! A guy who didn't want sex, I was dumbstruck!!!! I became obsessed, I thought there must be something wrong with me! In the end, it tore us apart. Sex tore us apart and we didn't even *have* it! Now that, pisses me off!

And of course, there's the constant pregnancy scares. God, I get so fed up of my friends saying "Ohmigod I think I've got a bun in the oven!" I say to them, did you use protection, they say no, or it split, or some other stupid excuse. Arrrrgggggh! You see, they spend most of their lives stressing about getting pregnant, or catching something nasty. Whereas us big angry virgins don't have to worry about rubbish like that.

Sex changes people. Once they have had it, it can become the only thing that matters. I've seen it happen to so many of my friends. Oh, and then when they don't have it for a while all I get is "Ogggghhhhhhh, I haven't had sex for a WEEK!" as if it's some kind of disaster. I haven't had sex in all my 18 years of existence!!!!!! Do I care? NO! So you stop moaning ok? Grrrrr. There's more important stuff in life I tell them, and they don't listen! God, I hope that doesn't happen to me when I do have it.

People may think I'm strange. I could have sex if I wanted...I'm pretty and liked by guys. But why should I give myself to them, just for the sake of becoming like everyone else? Following the "expected" path. Nope, I'm gonna wait until someone special comes along. Someone whose penis deserves me. And my fellow big angry virgins, I suggest you do the same...and be proud of it!

Come and take my Big Angry Virgin Survey! It's cool!